Why do you hate clowns....?

topic posted Sun, January 11, 2004 - 8:31 PM by  K
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Nice to know I'm not the only one that hates clowns. Mostly they just freak me out. I don't even know the origin of my fears. I would be interested in hearing why everyone else hates clowns.........
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  • Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

    Sun, January 11, 2004 - 9:07 PM
    Clowns just have an inherent evilness. I went to the circus last year, just to test my fear and see if I was ok with them... let me tell you, once one got about 2 rows away from me I almost pissed myself, so NOPE, at 27 I was still scared of those evil bastards. They are like dogs in the way that once they smell the fear they come after you.
  • Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

    Sun, January 11, 2004 - 11:52 PM
    When i was a little girl,about five, my dad used to get up real early to go to work. ( he was active duty army officer then) and he would come in to my room and tickle my feet while i slept.It would wake me up, but i couldnt tell who was doing it as the room was dark.
    Finally, i told my dad what was going on, and he said that clowns were coming into my room and tickling my feet.
    That is one reason I hate them. I also cannot have my feet touched to this day.
    And my dad and i are estranged.
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    Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

    Mon, April 26, 2004 - 11:18 PM
    Personally (and thank you Eris for telling me about this tribe) there are a lot of reasons I hate clowns, but none because of something tramatic happening to me. Lets see...let me list the reasons why I hate clowns...

    1) The makeup...you are suppose to believe that this is a happy person, with a grin always planted upon their face...but beneath the makeup could be the world's most evil man/woman you will ever know. They are hiding...and it is frightening to know that they aren't what they are trying to put forth. Well at least to think that.

    2) "Clownhouse" - an old movie, made in the 1980's - about three clowns that escaped from prison...well three men and they killed three clowns and placed on their makeup, then followed three young boys home...of course their parents were gone and because these evil evil men were dressed as clowns, they were thought to be good. I still can't watch that movie alone and I love horror movies.

    3) Someone else said this...and I totally agree. They sense fear...not kidding. If a clown knows you don't like them (at carnivals, circuses, etc.) they attach themselves to you. You cannot get away from them. AT ALL. Why is this???

    4) John Wayne Gacy - although I don't really...well connect him to clowns as much as I should...but he is a perfect example of an evil man, pretending to be all happy, cheerful and SANE behind makeup.

    5) The damn shoes...I don't know what it is about those shoes but they scare me. Man, they freak me out.

    So now that you all know that I am whacked beyond belief...I shall go...

    Miche

    PS - I am happy to know I am not alone in this phobia!
    • Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

      Thu, November 18, 2004 - 12:20 AM
      you give the clown so much power over you, I feel kinda bad for you.
      your awkwardness is like candy to them. they already have you at a disadvantage, especially if they have a show going on. disinterest is the best defense, boredom. just don't fuckin care. or tell 'em to fuck right off.
      though I will agree, it aint always that easy. most loathesome are the free roaming clowns which have no amount of showmanship, or the attention hungry mime who is about to get his ass knocked out. I do enjoy some of the circus arts but mainly those which represent skill and practice. however, the mutated image of the clown will always haunt the dreams of those that fear it.
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    Thu, November 18, 2004 - 4:20 PM
    I hate clowns for the very reason that everyone else put. You know what my friend did to me the other night she made me watch killer clowns from outer space. I closed my eyes for most of the movie. I HATE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • how about oompah loompahs?

      Thu, November 18, 2004 - 5:36 PM
      or fools in jester or cat in the hat hats?
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        Re: how about oompah loompahs?

        Thu, November 18, 2004 - 9:23 PM
        That may be a good point, actually, oxo. Does the phobia extend to all types of "fool" avatars? Or is it just the now classic carnival or circus clown?

        Does a mime freak you out?
        Does a man with no makeup, but with bells on his hat do it?
        Does it have to be a person in big shoes, a fat red nose, and grease paint on his face?
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      Fri, November 19, 2004 - 6:29 PM
      I also hate mall santa and mall easter bunnys things like that if I don't know who they are then I will avoid them at all costs!!!!! You don't know who is under all that makeup or in that costume.
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        Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

        Wed, April 13, 2005 - 4:17 PM
        I always hated those big characters at Disneyland, I cried when my mom forced me to see Santa and the Easter Bunny--that shit is just not cool to do to kids.
        • Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

          Fri, May 13, 2005 - 7:29 PM
          I hate clowns because of that damn scary ass clown doll in the first Poltergeist movie that grabs the little boy and pulls him under the bed. EVIL I tell you, Pure EVIL. Never liked clowns since then, and I think I was 5 when my Dad and I watched that movie. I don't like the real thing, dolls, figurines, pictures, you name it. Hate clowns.
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      Fri, December 3, 2004 - 11:39 AM
      I saw Killer Clowns from Outer Space when i was a young one and also i watched IT. I finally did get through that movie....but since i watched those two movies at a young age, i think the stupid ugly clowns have scared me for life. Oh yeah and learning about the serial killer who use to dress up as a clown, that's a lil too scary for me
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    Sun, January 2, 2005 - 6:15 PM
    overall. i find their bright colors and goofy over the top attitudes intimidating. specifically, as a child at my younger cousin's birhtday party, a clown chose to dress me up and put grease paint on my face. they made me into a frowny hobo clown, the kind with the 5 o'clock shadow. immediately after the party my mom took me to a large grocery store with her and i had to walk around while people pointed and laughed at me. quite traumatic.
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    Wed, April 13, 2005 - 4:15 PM
    When I was about 3, one skated up right behind me in the grocery store (some fucked up store promo) to offer me a balloon. It really scared me and ever since, I've been totally freaked by their old-man in drag quality.
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    Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

    Sun, November 20, 2005 - 1:42 AM
    because they hide who they really are. The darkness inside of their evil souls.. hidden beneath the playfullness of their make-up.. shudderrrrrrrrr I just dont like them.. I am 42 years old and I still cannot see movies like IT.. oh man.. just cant do it..
  • Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

    Sun, December 11, 2005 - 10:06 PM
    I knov vhat you mean. I hate it vhen they call me a clovn.
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      Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

      Mon, December 12, 2005 - 10:28 AM
      Veekay, you might think you are being cute, but you are not. Do we come over to "I Love Clowns" and make remarks? No. Give us the same courtesy.
      • Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

        Tue, December 13, 2005 - 11:37 AM
        See, this epitomizes just why clowns are so hateful...they think it's funny to impose themselves on people who find clowns unnerving. What clowns take pleasure in is mocking others, not in trying to make people laugh.

        In performance situations, they seek out a "victim" to ridicule, knowing that by simply trying to interact with the clown-averse individual, they are causing that person extreme discomfort and rousing the worst in mob mentality as they are awarded by laughter from those not being victimized.

        You know what clowns are? They are BULLIES. Plus, they're just damn ugly. What's funny about that?
  • Re: Why do you hate clowns....?

    Mon, February 6, 2012 - 7:03 PM
    This may sound weird, but I was five and EVERY night for a long time I would have a dream about a clown chasing my family with a knife and all I could do to get away was to crawl because I was so terrified I could not run.
    It's strange because I don't ever remember having any contact with clowns.

    I had a loving and "sane" family. I have never figured out why I had that dream or what made me so terrified of clowns.

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